All comics by lordevil

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
One fine day in the town of Millford, a robot and a girl made conversation.
Why, hello there, little girl, what is your name?
Achpoo.
But it was no ordinary conversation...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
What's so funny?
Will Achpoo's thrist for revenge get the best of her? Find out next time on Cheesy Comics!
You said poo!
Asshole.

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Stupid little girl. She couldn't even take a joke. What a baby!
Meanwhile...
And then he made fun of my name!
Who is this new dude? Will they find the Robot Guy and destroy him? Why am I asking you all these questions? Find out next time on Cheesy Comics!
Well then, we'll just have to make sure he pays, won't we?

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
And so, Achpoo set off into town and found the Robot Guy again.
Why, what are the chances? Meeting the same person twice in the same day!
Yeah, you'll think that you big...
Big what?
Don't swear, don't swear. Remember what daddy said about swearing...
Where is the plot going with this? Find out on the next Episode of Cheesy Comics!
...
You big booger!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry...
Sorry for what?
Sorry for not laughing harder at your name! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Grrrrr...
What is going to happen next? Find out next Episode of Cheesy Comics...
Daddy?
That's it! Now Daddy!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
What the...? Who are you?
I am Achpoo's father...Snizelworth!
Ooooookay...
Anyway, and when I press this button, the world will be bombed!
Will Achpoo's father's plan work? Find out next time on Cheesy Comics! (Man, I've really got to think of a better title next time...
Uhhh, isn't that going a little bit overboard?
Yes, but I don't care! I'm insane! Goodbye!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Oh, just great...
BEEP! (That was the sound of the button to destroy the world being pressed, not him swearing.)
Come on, man! All I did was laughed at your daughter's name!
Oh!
...And thus ends the series Cheesy Comics. Keep on the lookout for more series by lordevil. Until next time, my friends!
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I thought that you threatened to take her name.

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
One day in the town of Cityville...
Dude, what the heck are you supposed to be?
My name is Tikiman! I am the hero of this town!
Riiiiiiight...
And now you are now my sidekick...uhhh...forget it! I'll think of a name later.
What the heck is going on here? Find out on the next episode of The Adventures of Tikiman!
What?!?
Follow me.

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Man, this is so screwed up...
Hmmm...what should I name this kid? Useless Lad? Retard Boy? Robin? Wait, we'd get sued for that...
Suddenly, a cry of help is heard!
Hey, there's someone calling for help.
Yes, I hear it! Let's go save that person that's calling for help!
Will Tikiman and his sidekick get to the person screaming help in time? Find out next time on The Adventures of Tikiman!
What the...? Hey, wait for me!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Meanwhile, in the place where the cry of help is heard...
Help! Help!!!!
Stop your screaming! It is useless! Nothing can save you now!
Help! Help!!!!
For once I drain your blood from your body, you shall die and I shall be able to revive the Lord of Chaos! It is very confusing!
Will Tikiman and the other guy get there in time to save the Asian Girl, or will she die at the hands of this evil dude? Find out next time on The Adventures of Tikiman!
Wait, how would my blood help revive some guy?
That, my dear, is what is so confusing about it.

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Help! Help!
Muahahaha! The time has now come for me to kill you!
But then, a voice is heard and it says "Not so fast, Feetforears!"
Ha ha!
No, it can't be!!!
Can Tikiman defeat the diabolical Feetforears before he can revive the Lord of Chaos? What happened to the Asian Girl? Find out next time on The Adventures of Tikiman!
Ha ha ha, I will now defeat you!
Curse you for ruining my plans! Very well then, we shall fight!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
.......
.......
Meanwhile, just to the left of those panels...
Will this staredown stop? Find out next time on The Adventures of Tikiman!
How long have they been staring at each other like that?
Hmmm...I'd say a couple hours.

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
.......
........
All right, screw this, let's just fight!
Good idea.
Will these two EVER get to fighting? Find out next time on The Adventures of Tikiman!
HIYA!!!
WACHA!!!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
All right, enough stalling! Let's fight!
Good plan!
..........
Uhhh...dude?
Wow, that was unexpected! Find out what happens next time here on The Adventures of Tikiman!
Fire Attack!
OH MY GOD! IT BURNS!!!!!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Ha ha ha, I have defeated you, Feetforears!
Owww...
Finally! Geez, I was starting to think you would never finish him off!
Ha ha, well, let's just get out of here and go home.
And so it was that Tikiman and his Un-named sidekick went home and lived their lives normally...and completely forgot about that Asian Girl.
Ummm...guys? Hello? I'm lonely!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Bleh, bleh! Happy Halloween! Bleh, bleh! I want to suck your blood, bleh!
Eeek, a vampire!
Well, uhhh...
Wait a minute, why are you always saying bleh after everything you say?
Will this little girl escape from the vampire's clutches? Find out next time on Vampire Stories!
BLEH!!!!
Sigh...

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Oh my God, it burns so bad, bleh!!!!!
I told you not to mess with me.
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! BLEH!!!!!!
Well, time to go home.
What the hell happened here? Find out in the next episode.
Fools! Haven't you ever heard of sequels?!? Muahahahahaha!!!!!

 

by lordevil
12-09-05
Hello there!
Hi.
What's wrong?
I'm a poorly drawn skull, that's what.
Suddenly, bombs start dropping from the sky and killing everyone and the world soon ends.
Oh my God, it burns!!!!
I dop't feel anything.

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Uhhh, can someone get that? I can't on account of my hands on my feet.
RING!!! RING!!!
Who will answer the phone? Find out next time on Feetforears and Cowboy!
No, you get it! You're closer anyway.

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Geez, that was an important phone call.
Who was it?
Wow, I can't believe that a phone call that important almost went unanswered!
Who was it?!?
Wow, this series is turning out to be VERY stupid. I think I'll just end it right here. THE END!
Oh, that was just my girlfriend calling me.
........

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
This is Channel Three news with some breaking news! I'm Bob.
And I'm Linda. Just moments ago, a man was spotted taking a robot hostage inside the warhouse on Summit St. Let's take a look at the security cameras.
Through the security camera's view...
Please, don't hurt me!
Is Tikiman coming out of retirement? Find out next time on The Return of Tikiman!
Where is Tikiman at a time like this?!?
Looks like it's time to come out of retirement...

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Come on, Sidekick, open up the door!
I know you're in there!
Grrr...why did he have to come out of retirement?
Now that Tikiman has found his Sidekick, they can go to the warhouse on Summit St. and rescue the girl! But can they get there in time? Find out next time on The Return of Tikiman!
Fine then. I'll just go save a damsal in distress myself!
Did you say damsal? If so, then I'm in!

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Meanwhile, in the warhouse...
Don't you dare move, little girl! Because if you do, I will blow your flipping head off!
Why did you even take me hostage anyway?
Because...
Because why?
What does the Hunter plan to do with the Little Girl? Find out next time on The Return of Tikiman!
Just because...all will be explained soon, my little girl...
Geez, this is the second time I've been captured. The first time was be a weird little guy with feet coming out of his ears.

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Back to Tikiman and Sidekick...
Okay, to get to Summit Street, we need to go through the Church of Death, then we need to go through the Prison of Maiming and then we need to go through the Great Volcano and we should be there.
Geez, that sounds like a lot of effort. Why can't we just grab a map and find it on there?
Because, my dear and un-named Sidekick, that would make things much too simple.
Damn you and your heoric ways...
Can Tikiman and his Sidekick get through the trials in time to save the Little Girl? Find out next time on The Return of Tikiman!
Well, let's get started! According to this map that I've got, the Church of Death should be to the north of this very spot.
I knew I shouldn't have come out of my house today...

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Well, this is it. The Church of Death.
Funny, this place looks just like an ordinary church.
Don't be fooled, Sidekick...there is evil here...I can smell it...Oh my God, what the hell is that?!?!?
What are you screaming....
Who is burning Tikiman's Sidekick? Find out next time on The Return of Tikiman!
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Oh my God! A zombie with fire powers!
Yeah, that's right! I'm a zombie with fire power who just killed your friend!
Crap, what am I going to do?!?
You're going to die, that's what! FIRE POWER, GO!
And now, with the Zombie of Fire defeated, Tikiman is going to have to continue this quest by himself...or will he? Find out next time on The Return of Tikiman!
REVERSE FIRE POWER!
Oh my God! I'm burning, I'm burning, oh what a world! What a world!

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Dammit, I hate it without Sidekick. Oh well. Now I've just got to get out of this church.
There's the exit!
Will Tikiman get to the Warhouse in time to save the Little Girl from the evil clutches of Hunter? Find out next time on The Return of Tikiman!
Well, I'm out of there. Now it's time to go to the Prison of Maiming which is to the east.

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Meanwhile, back in the Church...
Sidekick's ashes.
Rise...rise my son...go and help Tikiman defeat Hunter...
Woah, I'm alive! Thanks Jesus!
Don't thank me, child...it's my job.
Will Sidekick end up going and finding Tikiman? Find out next time on...do I really need to say it?
All right, now I've got to go and help Tikiman...or I can just go home. Yeah, I'm going to do that.

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Tikiman has just entered the Prison of Maiming...
This place is kind of freaky...
Well, I should be able to get through just fine if...holy shit, what is that?!?!?
Can Tikiman defeat this new foe, or will he be defeated? Find out next time...
Uhhh...
Bawk!

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
Ummmm...you're the Guardian of the Prison of Maiming?
Bawk!
Okay, I'm just going to go with using fire to roast you to death.
Bawk?!?
Tikiman has roasted the evil Guardian of the Prison of Maiming! Now he must find his way out and make it through the Great Volcano and get into the Warhouse! Can he do it? Find out next time?
FIRE!!!!!
BAWK!!!!!!!

 

by lordevil
12-10-05
All right, now that I'm out of the Prison of Maiming, it is time to enter the Giant Volcano...
There it is...the Giant Volcano.
Will Tikiman escape from the Giant Volcano in time to save the Little Girl? Find out next time...
Man, it's hot in here! I better hurry and get out of here!

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