Superfriends

Author: lordofchaos

Date: November 1, 2001

by lordofchaos
11-01-01
Hey Foodstamp...seen Nate around lately? And what's up with the cat, man?
Nate said he was gonna disprove the rumors that he's gay and go find some pussy. Since he's a confused little boy I figured I'd better grab Mr. Tiddlywinks just to be safe.
Damn, I told the man that my ass is sweet as pussy, not go out and find some pussy.
.......So......you wanna go have sex?
Here kitty kitty kitty. Stop running from me kitty, I just want to be friends!
Goddamnit kid, I keep telling you I'm not a fucking cat!