RIOT

Author: lorn_kennedy

Date: June 19, 2011

by lorn_kennedy
6-19-11
Thousands of fans are encouraged to congregate down-town to watch the Canucks compete for the Stanley Cup.
Hmmmm the Canucks lost...Ain’t that some shit.
This is a brief moment in time where I can really give into my animal instincts without being responsible for my actions.
When the Canucks lose game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals unexpectedly all hell breaks loose! If only the police could have foreseen this they could have prepared.
This was a hockey game right? Were not fighting a deeply corrupt and oppressive government?
Finally I can truly escape this rigid world of male hair products, 90 dollar designer t-shirts, weekly facials, reality TV, Jersey Shore and the Kardashians and really display my manliness!
Without precedent history repeats itself and the city burns!
Well I’ll be dammed it happened again, didn’t see that coming.
RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!