Amish Eye For the Hip-Hop Guy

Author: lostmonster2012

Date: November 27, 2003

by lostmonster2012
11-27-03
Mr. Amish Dude tries to get Mr. Pimp to lose the flashy jewlery and the car.
First we must loseth the "bling-bling" and cars are liketh totally out
yo! don't you be messin wit da pimp blingage and da car dawg!
Mr. Amish Dude tries to get Mr. Pimp to change his whole look... meanwhile his apartment is being remodeled...
And we shall putteth thee in new clothes, restyleth thy hair, teacheth thee the art of Amish hairstyling...
Yo! don't be messin' wit my look! It wasn't MY idea to go on dis show!
And after twelve years of attepmting to change Mr. Pimp... the results...
Introducingeth, the new Mr. Pimp... whose name is now Bob!
I loveth my new look Mr. Amish Dude!