Don't ask if you don't want to know....

Author: lostowl

Date: June 9, 2003

by lostowl
6-09-03
Phew what a day. Lets see if the old Internaughty has anything for me. Computer! Speech Mode! Process script "check_all.vbs".
You have no email... You have no PMs... No one replied to any of your forum posts... No one read your fan fic... No one downloaded your AMV.....
Geez... talk about being in a social gulag....
... No one reads your web comic... Your bathtub commited suicide... Animals instinctively avoid you...
It's gotta be an error in the script. I mean, everyone starts with clean slate in Cyberspace... if you can't make friends there, that has to mean something...
... It means you are a loser. I quit. Please carry me to your mother's house where I can begin a more fulfilling life as a cat heater....