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| I discovered some chipmunks burrowing in my stone wall. To discourage the damage, I flooded the burrow with a hose. | |
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| The two chipmunks escaped, but later, I found both floating in my pool, dead. Wigged out, I mentioned it to friends, who interpreted the event for me... | |
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| A cruel and insensitive landlord bent only on making money by hiking the value of his property evicted two chipmunks today.. | |
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| In their desparation, the pair took their own lives rather than continue to live in such an unjust world. | |
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The right... making about as much sense...
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| Two militant chipmunks drowned in an attempt to sabotage a local water supply today. Authorities are looking into credible reports that the two were trying to aquire weapons of mass destruction. | |
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| It is believed the two were disgruntled by recent, completely legal, expansions by the government onto lands the chipmunks claimed as ancestral. | |
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