To hell with customer service.

Author: lukket

Date: August 12, 2003

by lukket
8-12-03
Granny Smith goes to file a complaint.
Would you mind turning down the heat. It's mighty hot in here, young man. I tend to get ill in heat.
YOU ARE BURNING FOR YOUR SINS. THERE WILL BE NO REMORSE!
TAKE HER TO THE SAUNA!
I think you're being to harsh! You should be more customer friendly.
But this is Hell and I'm Satan. It's supposed to work that way.
I understand. But it's your attitude that gives Hell a bad name.