CC 212: Retaliation

Author: lukket

Date: September 26, 2003

by lukket
9-26-03
what appears to be the problem officer?
you were doing 90mph in a 40 zone, I'm gonna need to take your name sir.
my name? Why, I'm Saint Nicholas don't you know? good-old Chris Cringle? Santa_Claus?
very amusing sir, if you'd like to just get into the back of the car, we can sort this out down at the station.
Listen, what is the real problem officer?
You never answered my letters, and I never got that fire engine for christmas.