Paranoia - part 1

Author: lukket

Date: January 1, 2004

by lukket
1-01-04
How can you fail to seduce him with a sheep?
Mr. President, the sheep betrayed us by stating the truth!
The what??
Nevermind. I'll think of something...
How can I know you haven't been sent out by the US government?
Do you want to meet the world's greatest asshole or not?