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| Hi there, I'm Jesus. My step-father was a carpenter, but I was too board with the trade to follow in his lead. I never saw my real father, but I'm told spirits was involved. | |
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| I started as a magician, but that was scrapped after I turned water into wine at the AA annual convention. | |
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| I know this outfit looks odd, but don't look too hard; you'll end up all cross-eyed. | |
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| Oh shut up for Christ's sake! | |
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