Wedding Reception 17

Author: lukket

Date: October 1, 2005

by lukket
10-01-05
Your husband said that the thick red-brown fluid leaking from your car is maple syrup!
Oh no! ... Well... since you know the truth I have to admit that ... we ... are ... um ... maple syrup smugglers!
What!?
You see, we drive to Vermont and fill up the trunk with maple syrup and smuggle it to here.
That's hardly an offence, mam, unless of course you don't pay sales tax when you resell it!
We do it for the thrill of it.