Wedding Reception 20

Author: lukket

Date: October 1, 2005

by lukket
10-01-05
What happened here mister!
I saw the missing wedding singer! He was a suicide bomber lurking behind my car. He blew up the neighbourhood in the process shouting "Free Willy!"
Free as in beer or freedom, willy as in the slang expression for a man's organs or as in the name?
I don't know. I couldn't ask him. He just blew up.
Why should I believe you, mister?
You can't ask the deseased now, can you? I get so mad to think of all that sweet maple syrup that was destroyed!