FTC 79: Another Dead Kennedy bites the Dust

Author: lukket

Date: December 11, 2005

by lukket
12-11-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just ASSASSINATED TED KENNEDY!
OH MY GOD, NO!!! NOOOOO!!!
What's the problem? I THOUGHT YOU HATED HIM SINCE THAT TIME HE GOT YOUR SISTER KILLED IN AN ACCIDENT!
You forgot one thing about him sweetie. When people say that he's a great politician, THEY AREN'T REFERRING TO HIS QUALIFICATIONS!
YOU MEAN!?
I DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR HIM IN THE EFFIN' FREEZER!