Twi-tards, Part 1

Author: lulz

Date: August 3, 2009

by lulz
8-03-09
Bella decides Phoenix is a silly place.
Like, my hair gets so frizzy in this desert sun, like omg!
I've got to get out of here.
Bella moves to the rainy town of Forks.
OMG, Bella, my hair gets so frizzy in this rain, like totally!
I've got to get out of here.
Bella considers the wisdom of her relocation.
You smell good.
Oh for Pete's sake...