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| What kind of name is Renesmee, anyway? If it'd been a boy, would it be "Charcar" or "Islelie"? | |
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| A tasteful mesh of our mothers' first names. | |
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| Would Alice and Jasper name their spawn Alsper? Would the child of Rosalie and Emmett be Emmettalie? | |
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| God forbid you all have an orgy and the resulting kidlet be forever sentenced to the moniker Chaesmedwbeljasaliemmros. | |
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| Okay! Okay! It was a bad idea! | |
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