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My hometown used to be the mecca of hippies and underachievers of the world.
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| When I grow up I'm going to buy a truck and find a nice skank to procreate with. | |
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Now, the town is overwhelmed by fans of a fictional tween book and movie series.
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| I want Edward to break MY back when I give birth to our love child, how romant--OMG, PULL OVER, a twig no doubt left by a vampire! | |
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| There's not even a McDonald's here. What the hell do people do for fun? Let's ask the locals Twilight trivia only we would know. | |
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Die, Stephenie Meyers, die die die.
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| And now, the traffic report with Kevin. | |
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| And in other news, 6 nuclear warheads were mistakenly trained on Phoenix, AZ today. The area was obliterated. | |
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