This really happened.

Author: lulz

Date: August 3, 2009

by lulz
8-03-09
"My penis shrinks in cold water. That reminds me, there's this ocean mollusk with the largest penis in relation to its size in the world. Do you know how cold the ocean is? Blah blah blah..."
This comedian isn't very good.
I can fix that.
"Blah blah blah so then the lady sprayed me with mace yadda yadda blah blah..."
Geoduck.
"--I hear laughing over there, they must like my jokes, woo! So anyway, blah blah blah yadda doink doink..."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!