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| Hello, oh stereotypical resident of this fine town. Tell me, what is your opinion about Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, and the fans that now flock to your little hamlet? | |
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| Well ma'am, I live next door to the "Swan" residence and there's always trespassers who're takin' leaves and rocks from the whole neighborhood. | |
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| And our one main road out of town is clogged to high heaven with the bastards. If it were up to me we'd shoot 'em, burn the books, and hang the author. | |
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