Corporation employees aren't hired, they're assimilated.

Author: lulz

Date: August 13, 2009

by lulz
8-13-09
He-hello, that other guy locked me in he--
Ahh, the new mailroom clerk. A bit overdressed, aren't ye? Well, get sorting, those envelopes don't move themselves, kid.
But--but--
So if you could just get on that, that'd be greeaaat.
*lock*
Well... Okay, but, but I'm going to set the building on fire.