True story.

Author: lulz

Date: August 19, 2009

by lulz
8-19-09
When I was about 11, my mom broke her ankle. One day, I was boredly playing with her wheelchair out in the driveway.
This couple drove by in a sedan, stopped, and got out. The man reached into his wallet and handed me a $20 bill.
The lady patted my arm and said, "God bless you." I realized they had the wrong idea about me and this wheelchair.
Because I was an honest kid, I stood up, my arms wide, to show them I was not in need of a wheelchair. "No, see, I'm not--"
They jumped back, their eyes boggled, they ran back to their car, and drove off, the $20 still in my hand.
For a week afterwards, I daydreamed of ways of making money with this wheelchair...