Literal Boy Strikes Again

Author: lulz

Date: February 27, 2011

by lulz
2-27-11
Mom, I'm gonna go take the trash out.
You're such a good kid. Thank you, son.
Two hours later...
It doesn't take that long to find the dumpster... Where'd he go?
So, are you the sort of trash who wears a drawstring?
I smell like poo.