Recruiting campaigns gone wrong #1

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 19, 2004

So Mister Ftong ... you tell me you have a business proposal for me ... one that I cannot refuse ... You have picked my curiosity Mister Ftong ... tell me more ... !
Well ... I bring you this day the greatest gift of all - inner peace and infinite joy !! Surely a ... ''man'' such as you wants to attain such bliss while ... while ...
While what ?!? My years of experience tell me that you are about to threaten me Mister Ftong ... And I do not take kindly to threats !!! Lizzie boy - come here ...
I was about to say while there is still time for you - not to threaten you but to warn you ... this is not working , is it ?!? Always have to resort to the violence - drats !!!
and , within seconds ...
Guess the boss wants me to take you down now - wanna do it the painful way or the REALLY PAINFUL way now , buddy ?!? HEHEHEHEHE
I will be leaving now - do not attack me from behind - it will be detrimental to YOUR objectives ... as also degrading for us both ... don't do it.