Monster Aquatic Bash

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 20, 2004

Sheesh - man !!! I thought you were a girl for a sec !!! Any kinship at all with that sexy Nessie from the Highlands ... ?!?
I get that a lot ... They tell me we might be fourth cousins twice removed - something like that !!! And you - were you in JAWS ?!?
HAHAHA - touché !!! Actually , I came here today thinking that I could join a social club for our finny kind - apparently I fell prey -that's a first- to false publicity !
Yeah - me too !!! This HYDRO PUNK FAMINE CLIQUE is nothing like what it sounds ... oh-oh , don't look now but here comes one behind you ... I am outta here !!!
HI THERE !!! I AM THE UNIVERSAL MONSTER OF ID - EVERYBODY HAS ONE DEEP-DEEP-DEEP INSIDE JUST LIKE ME !!! HENCE THE NAME - GET IT ?!? HYDRO ... DEEP ?!?
My - yes !! You certainly are monstruous ! Glad to make your aquataince ... I mean , acquaintance !! Eat your finger siblings by any chance - hence the famine ?!? Tasty , eh?