Life Under The Big Top In The 21st Century

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 21, 2004

The crying-on-the-inside routine is not cutting it anymore nowadays ... kids today go for high-jinks and even slapstick is making a comeback ... **SIGH !**
Yo - Bozo ! What are ya complaining about ? They let an out-of-shape worthless bum like ya perform on a worldly stage ... well , as worldy as this town can get anyway!
A small stage for an insignificant performer at best - I have no illusions about it !!! I wish I was dead ...
Yay - Bozo ! Then you would really have an original angle to offer the smallest audiences this side of Dixie - THE LIVING-DEAD CLOWN !!! Kids will love it ...!!!
Will someone please keep this dog away from me ?!?
It's gonna be great!! They'll make the most depressing TV-movie ever based on yer story - ''the clown that didn't die'' or ''the dead goof''... Videogames... Cartoon shows...