How to handle complaints ...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 23, 2004

From your latest spellcasting victim ...
W-WHY DID Y-YOU D-DO T-THIS T-TO ME , Y-YOU ...B-B-B---ITCH !!!?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU ?!?
Oh - you know - I'm a witch - and that is what witches do ... witches brew / witches spew - tee-hee !! sorry ...
From your umpteenth killing ...
ALL RIGHT - ALL RIGHT !!! LEAD ME TO YOUR TOMB SO I CAN FINISH THE JOB PROPERLY , WILL YA ?!?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO AXE PEOPLE 'S HEADS OFF , HUH? MY END WAS ATROCIOUSLY PAINFUL - IN FACT , I'M NOT EVEN SURE I'M DEAD YET !!! LEARN YOUR CRAFT , PAL !!!
From your ungrateful descendent ...
Why the f*** did you ever bother to come to this lousy part of the world in the first place , uh ?!? Didn't you have enough of the cold - couldn't you have headed SOUTH ?!?
I have been denied Valhalla to stick around this plane of existence and listen to THIS ?!? I don't need this crap - Hela is going to hear from me !!!