Not-so Smooth Criminals

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 23, 2004

the metamorphondler ...
bummer !
AH-HA !!! We knew we'd eventually nab you , you little weasel !!! Thought you were so smart , eh? Posing as ladies' laptops before popping out and copping a feel ... wiseguy !!!
the would-be serial killer who picks on suicidal victims exclusively ...
Now that I set my homecrafted bomb to explode at the stroke of midnight , the new year will start AND end with a bang for me - right on my roof too ! Only a few seconds to go now... cruel world!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ''NIGH'' IT IS !!!
the shoplifting wiz who thinks he is the second coming of Arsène Lupin ...
Nobody's looking ... good. Now the question is , do I have time to slip into my big pockets all five candy bars that I want - or just two ? Gotta be sleight-of-hand here ... I knew I can do it !!!
Looks like I am going to nail me my first shoplifter today - might as well do my stretching right now if I wanna start with a bang - and nail him on the kisser with the buffy sidekick extraordinaire !