Recruiting campaigns gone wrong #2

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 25, 2004

Free giveaways don't work ...
uhhhh ... n-no thanks - go awaaay !!!
what a lovely lady we have here - and you have just won a full-body massage by MOI compliments of the whiners club - to cash in on this , all you have to do is join the club !!! Want to sign up NOW ?
Empty promises neither ...
So ... you too will not join our peaceful community ... is that what you are attempting to express ... ?
NO - I DO NOT SEEK PEACE AND JOY - NOT ANYMORE !!! SINCE I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MOSQUITO FREAK , ALL I WANNA DO IS DIE - COMPRENDE? YOU MIGHT WANNA HELP OUT WITH ONE SWIFT BLOW TO THE OL'COCONUT!!
... nor out-of-sync-with-the-times fanciful ones !!!
Peace and love babe - free love !!! Free love is making a comeback !!! Join us now - for LOOOOVE's sake !!!
Sure ... and an unlimited supply of s.t.d.'s with that , huh ? NO THANKS PAL !!! GET LOST !!!