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Author: luminous_luciano

Date: March 2, 2004

AHEM ... OK , MY NAME IS HAL AND I AM MADE OF SOME KIND OF GELATINOUS SUBSTANCE ... I WAS MADE BY A MAD SCIENTIST TYPE SOMEWHERE ... MEAN MEN CALL ME "GOOEY" OR GELL-OH ...
UHH ... GOOD DAY. I AM DOCTOR HYPNOTICUS. AND I AM A FRAUD. NOT A FREUD. NOT AFRAID. A FRAUD. I ADMIT NOT TO SEE ANY PARTICULAR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MYSELF , AN ASTROLOGER OR A POTTER
IF I MAY INTERJECT AND ADD SOMETHING - IT IS URGENT !!! SOMEBODY HELP ME !!! THEY WANT TO EAT ME BACKSTAGE !!! AND NOT IN A KINKY WAY ... !!! HEEEEELLLP !!!