SPACE SOAP OPERA

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: March 2, 2004

You have no right to ask me to stay cooped up in this archaic flying saucer that perpetrates ridiculous stereotypes about us - !!! You - supine nincompoop !!!
Listen you ...!!! We are bound by intergalactic oaths to abduct and experiment upon lower lifeforms TOGETHER for better or for worse , until gravity pulls us apart ... Capisce , you grey b***** ?!?
Meanwhile , in the UFO's penthouse ...
Behold , human female !!! You see where you are ?!? You understand now ... ?!?
What I understand is that you didn't go thru all the trouble of abducting me just to show me the view you've got ... hmm? Admit it now - you want it and I've got it !!! Come and get it , big boy !!!
Back in the control room ...
You have uttered your last irreverent and insurrective words ... space wench !!! We are through !!! I set the phaser on "consider this a divorce" ... !!!