DESPONDENCY-INSPIRING COMIC-BOOKY CHARACTER

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: March 4, 2004

BRAND ECCH-NAUSEA IMPRINT PRESENTS : THE HERO THAT WASN'T
GREETINGS CITIZENS OF POLLUTEDAIR CITY!!! IT IS I , MAGNIFICENCE MAN, YOUR UNDEVOTED DEFENSOR THAT HONORS YOU BY SIMPLY BOTHERING TO ADDRESS YOU ALL ON THIS DAY ... RABBLE !!!
BRAND ECCH-NAUSEA IMPRINT PRESENTS : THE HERO THAT WASN'T- YEAR TWO WITH TWENTY-FIVE MULTIPLE COVERS
I COME TO YOU THIS DAY WITH NEWS THAT THERE WILL SOON BE AN INCREASE IN THE PRICE THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR MY MAGNIFICENT SERVICES , THE WHOLE DEFENSELESS LOT OF YOU ... AKA THE MAGNIFICENCE TAX !!
BRAND ECCH-NAUSEA IMPRINT PRESENTS : THE HERO THAT WASN'T - HARDCOVER TRADE PAPERBACK
YOU WILL REALLY HAVE TO COUGH UP THE MOOLAH NOW IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUOUSLY SEE ME WISK BY YOUR TALL BUILDINGS AND IGNORE YOUR PLIGHT-FILLED EXISTENCES ... NO OBJECTIONS? GOOD