SECOND PRINTING

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: March 5, 2004

THIS STRIP CREATOR HAS REALISTICALLY MADE AN ABSENT-MINDED SUBSTITUTION OF WORDS LAST TIME ; VARIANT COVERS IT IS - SUCH AS THIS ...
AHHHH -YES , MY FRIEND ... THIS CITY HAS GONE TO THE DOGS ... AND WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS PLANET IS GOING TO THE CHIMPS THANKS TO MR. PIERRE BOULLE , DO WE NOT ...?!?
... AND THIS ... FOIL-EMBOSSED GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TOO ...!!!
SAY YOU ... NEED A SIDEKICK ? I CAN SNAP MY FINGERS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET ... JUST TRY ME , MAN !!!
I DOUBT THAT THE JOB REQUIRES ANY FORM OF ASSISTANCE AT THIS POINT , LAD ... POSING AND POSTURING IS EASY ENOUGH TO DO BY ONESELF !!!
AND THIS ... WITH MULTIPLE CHOICES OF STYLES TOO ; UPC CODE OR NO UPC CODE ...
SAY ... YOUR MAGNIFICENCE , INTERESTED IN JOINING OUR SOCIAL CLUB THAT GETS TOGETHER EVERY 13TH DAY IN THIS OTHER-DIMENSIONAL REALM ... ?!?
NO THANKS , OXYGEN-DEPRIVED KID !!! I HAVE ALL THE WEIRDOS THAT I CAN HANDLE RIGHT HERE IN MY LESS-THAN-FAIR CITY - THANKS FOR THE INVITE THOUGH !!! ASK RAT-DUDE !!!