YET MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: March 12, 2004

WAUGHHHHHHH - I AM BEING PURSUED BY A GIGANTIC OCTOPUS THAT IS SMITTEN WITH ME ... WANTS THE WHOLE THING - MARRIAGE , KIDS ... THE WHOLE SHEBANG !!! HELLLLP - SOMEONE PLEASE HELLLLP MEEEE !!!
OOOOOOOOOOOO ... I HAVE BEEN HAUNTING THIS STAGE SINCE 1921 - AND IT SHALL BE SO FOREVERMORE ... UNLESS YOU GIVE IN TO MY DEMANDS AND HAVE BARRY MANILOW AND NEIL DIAMOND SING A DUET HERE ... OOOOOOOOO
ahem ... FAIRIES DO NOT EXIST - I REPEAT FAIRIES DO NOT EXIST - WE ARE ONLY FIGMENTS OF YOUR OFTEN CAREENING OUT OF CONTROL IMAGINATIONS ... SICKO HUMANS! WHAT YA'LL HAVE YER KIDS BELIEVE...