KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR ...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: March 23, 2004

PERFECT SON AND MILD-MANNERED CHOIRBOY RUSTY ZAECKLOPETHUS WAS RUN DOWN BY A DRUNK TRUCK-DRIVING BASTARD ... AND NOW HE GOES TO HEAVEN'S GATE , SEEKING IMMEDIATE ADMITTANCE ...
OR IS IT REALLY THE CASE ...?!?
WHO GOES THERE ?!?!? SPEAK NOW - BEFORE I SMITE THEE WHERE THEE STANDS - THY MOVE , CHUMP !!!
UHHH ... IT'S JUST ME - RUSTY !!! I HAVE BEEN A GOOD SON ... A GOOD BOY ALL MY LIFE ... NEVER HAD ONE IMPURE THOUGHT IN MY LIFE !!! CAN I GO IN ... ?!?
NICE TRY BUB... BUT THEE AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THERE ARE NO PERFECT LITTLE BOYS LEFT IN THE WORLD... NOT SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNET THERE ISN'T !!! BEGONE - AND QUIT TRYING SO HARD !!!
DRATS !!! WHAT GAVE ME AWAY ?!? I'll go , yes ... but I'll get back in there one day - you'll see !!!