DIALOGUE OF THE DEAD ... DEAF ... AND DUMB TOO !!!

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: April 13, 2004

OWWWWWW ... THIS LIVING-DEAD LIFESTYLE JUST ISN'T WORKING OUT FOR ME ... IS IT A "LIFESTYLE" ANYWAY ?!? MORE LIKE ANTI-LIFESTYLE ... "DEADSTYLE" ?!? OHH ... I'M SO CONFUSED ...
SCREW YOU , YOU OLD FART !!! I WANTED TO GO SEE "DAREDEVIL" AT THE NEW MULTIPLEX CRAPPALACE - BUT NOOOOO - WE HAD TO GO TO GRANDMAAAHH'S INSTEAD !!! NOW LOOK AT US - WE'RE DEADER THAN EVEN SHE IS !!!
OOHHHHHH - I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE !!! WE ARE WORSE OFF THAN A DYSFUNCTIONAL NUCLEAR FAMILY - AND THIS WILL LAST ... FOREVER NOW ?!? WITH NO END IN SIGHT ?!? OHHHHHH ...
ARE YOU ALL THROUGH YET ?!? MAKE UP YER DAMN MINDS !!! ARE YA DEAD ... OR ALIVE? COMING WITH ME - OR STAYING PUT ?!? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING - I WANNA BE BANGING !!!
I THINK DA WIFEY JUST ECHOED ALL OF OUR FEELINGS ON DA SUBJECT , MR. D - WE ANNA GO WITH YA ... BUT WE CAN'T !!! WE'RE INVULNERABLE TO YA OR SOMETHIN ... DOOHHHH !!!
YEAH RIGHT POPS !!! JUST YA WAIT WHEN DA CRAVING FOR BRAINS KICKS IN AND THEN DA COUNTY SHERIFF WILL SHOW YA JUST HOW INVULNERABLE YA ARE - WHEN HE BLOWS YER BRAINS AWAY TO SMITHEREENS ... !!!