WON'T CHA COME WITH ME ON A ... SEA CRUISE !?!

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: May 12, 2004

Off the coast of Montego Bay ...
Well well well - hellllllooooo there , handsome !!!
Oh man - I thought chicks were bad ... now penguins ?!? Don't they just hound guys that drink the wrong brand of beer ... ?!? Oh well - might as well give it a go
... on a course trying to beat the Titanic 's record time ...
You're hot , baby - I'll give ya that much !!! Must have melted some icebergs in yer day , eh ?
... before disaster struck that is ...
Go to hell , you eco-unsensitive , nature-polluting , neanderthal male chauvinistic temperate pig , you ... !!!
... she WAS hot ... owwwwwww