accidental apocalypses

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: September 27, 2005

Ohhhhh...
Sorry, Mistress - power surges do not compute - this unit had to discharge - at some point in sequence - affirmative - affirmative ---
Earthlings, eh... we know your kind... we have them up there too... or is it down there? Mum's the L word - you hear me? Now... come along peacefully...
Who would I tell... you wiped out humanity, you ninny! Say... are you a boy or a girl? Want to have some HLA in your UFO...? You didn't have to obliterate the planet just to land here and ask me out!
So... was it YOU who pushed the button...? While dusting off - eh? Happens to me all the time - when I'm cleaning up my keyboard...
negative...