Halloween Homage 3 - Wearing Thin Now...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 4, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-04-05
Guess what - it wasn't All-Saints Day when Cranky Cringle got a visitor...
Don Clause... You sent a morbid pie package to my employer... the Craven! I am here for retribution...
Oh... oh-oh... Wait a second there, while I summon the true culprit of this outrage - the Gimlet, my employee! Gimlet - come here!
Momentarily...
Hmm...
Hey - nothing personal meant there! It wasn't like a severed hand or dead rat in a box package - come on! The Boss and I only meant it as a GIFT! And I've brought one for you too, SnowItMan - here!
And moments later...
Man... Snow-man are SLOW - man! I thought the ol' exploding gift trick only worked in toonies - y'know where elves are teal or something...!