Halloween Homage 4 - Nothing in Common with the Original Now

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 4, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-04-05
Sorry Don Clause - Freddy couldn't make it - actually, they told me he couldn't crack into your thick layer of - ah, melting snow dreams? So - the Craven sent me!
Quote the Craven - please please PLEASE - NO MORE!!!
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER NOW OLD MAN - and pray it ain't the Coca-Cola Company!
Now - just wait a minute... we are so close to the Yuletide! Don't you want anything? ANYTHING?!? JUST ASK! MAKE UP A LIST! It's my business to grant wishes...!
It... is? The Craven didn't tell me I was offing... like... a genie?!? I am sorry... I had a difficult childhood, y'know...
Yeah - I know! You were a particularly vicious little naughty one back in the day... But even naughty naughty ones get presents nowadays, so... shoot!