Halloween Homage 5 - when worlds collide

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 4, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-04-05
Listen... either you leave your goody-two-shoes wife to finally be with me - or I will put a hex on her... and a curse on you too!
Ho Ho HO - HA! Listen you b... witch! What we had was wickedly fun... but it has gone as stale as October 31st candy - from LAST YEAR! Ho Ho HO
I should have listened to the OTHER big red guy - he warned me that you were like most others of your ilk - selfish!
What are you talking about...?!? I'm not selfish - I bring presents to everyone! And I made you a GREAT ONE - I fertilized your eggs for you! Ho Ho HO!
You old bastard - I am warning you - I can turn you into any number of beastlings NOT well-suited for this cold a climate...!
Go ahead - I double-dare ya! That'll force the wifey to give in and move to California like I always wanted - oh wait - can witches cause earthquakes too?