ER... YOU're a DOCTOR?!?

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 17, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-17-05
Just another routine medical procedure...
Hey - great job in there! That op room is never gonna be the same again! It sure has never seen a prouder moment - or gorier, for that matter!
Gimme a break, willya? I couldn't do any better a job under the circumstances - the patient kept tossing around waaaay too much...!
Is this your final answer?
Is that your final diagnostic...?
Sorry pal - but given your general health, fitness factor (or lack thereof) and genetic background... I give you no more than six months to live! It's curtains for you! Have a nice day!
Shades of Malice... in Massachusetts! At least Bill Pullman got his wish - last year, the Red Sox did win the World Series!
So - ok... I thought that because I was blond, hunky and a medical genius that made me as good a candidate to be GOD as You Are....... I was wrong... dead wrong.