Medical Melodrama

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 19, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-19-05
Monday morning, after heart surgery...
DOCTOR! You promised me you would quit staring at my boobs when you're performing surgery!!! Look at the mess you made - agaaaaain!
I'm sorry, nurse... I just can't help it! I can't forget our moments of ecstasy between losing patients number #344388 and # 4594938...
Do you have a temperature again? Want me to check it for you? Come on... Turn around - as you well know, the big one goes where the sun don't shine! Don't be shy - I've seen it all anyway!
Yeah... I guess I do have a temperature... yes... I've got the hots - for you!!! There's no cure for it - it's a terminal condition all right - I'm a doc... I should know! Right... right?!? *Sigh*
Now cut that out! You will never leave your wife and kids for me - and you know it! Besides, I am dating the head-nurse now! Our relation was on life-support anyway!
Can't I have one last chance? Please? A hickie? A quickie? Anything? Please-please- please!!! Show some compassion! Don't pull the plug just yet!