Star Back-Tracking Part III: Cloning Around Doing Nothing

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 22, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-22-05
Captain's Log... Stardate...
OH MY GOD - I am all alone on this planet now - and the local aliens have cursed me to death!
What aliens - we haven't made contact with anything down here yet - as far as my log is concerned anyway...! LOG - not BLOG!
Uhh... just got here, newbie clone, y'know...
OH MY GOD - It's happening all over again! I am caught in a time loop - forced to remake the same mistakes ad infinitum!!!
What are you talking about? I am the stand-in Captain clone - when he croaks, they send me into the fray! Just standard procedure!
Send in the next clones...
Wow - déjà-vu... my phaser is jammed... again... this must mean something in the Grand Cosmic Scheme or something...!
Yeah - I know what it means all right - it means you are incompetent! And when an ALF DOES show up - we're goners! THAT's what it means! Great going - loser!