Star Back-Tracking Part IV: Unbelievably Boring Country

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 22, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-22-05
Captain Clone's... bah!
I am soooooo glad you are "back", Captain... even though only as a clone of the original! No one will ever see the difference between your boring self now - and the boring original!
WATCH OUT YOU FOOL - BEHIND YOU! NOW I REALLY SEE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN, IN THE BUSHES, LOOKING AT US MENACINGLY!
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - I knew it would come to this! I have to prove myself now - and blast to atomized smithereens somebody or something that REALLY deserves it!!!
Quit invoking God - invoke Gene's wisdom instead - or the mercy of the audience! We're sappy enough as it is - we sure ain't no Jedis! Let's still TRY and put up a good fight - shall we?!?
Where is it... WHERE IS IT? I DON'T SEE IT... ARRRRRRRRR****
Maybe we should try a bold new approach... HELLO MR. ALIEN! CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME FAIR TRADE? BEAVER FUR - SLIMEY GOO - WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT! IN EXCHANGE FOR MY MODERN GIZMOS - WHAT DO YOU SAY?