Star Back-Tracking Part VI: Boringly Going Nowhere Fast!

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 22, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-22-05
Captain's Log - BAH!
Gee - where did our big-budget go to, huh?!? All we have as sets are wastelands and deserts! I 'm sick of this! When are we taking off from here?!?
Hmm... you I can say, according to all probabilities, soon... The series as it is though is stuck in a rut that it can't get out of! Mired are we in the bog of mediocrity!
Well - let's snap out of it NOW! Let's shake things up! Do the unexpected - I know; let's have a fight scene you and I - right now! That'll wake up the audience - and our so-called creative peeps!
Hmm... doubtful... as well as improbable and totally illogical! Besides, I would take you out in mere seconds - not enough time to shake anything off! Hmm... Here - catch this!
Why did you throw me your scanner / communicator / teleporter home-in device...?!? *Ahhhhhhhhhhh*
It was giving me signals that it was due to override... and fry! Ah - and it just did! I shall be greeting your next clone when he arrives - UGH! Shalom! Or something...!