Star Back-Tracking Part VII: Wrath Of A Pawn

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 22, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-22-05
Captain's Log: dead again... career dead too...
I can't take it anymore - I have to get off this planet - get out of this series - get out this accursed red shirt that forebodes pain, hurt and outright doom for me!!!!!
Calm down ensign - things can only get better from here on - we got rid of that damn Canadian horrible actor who hijacked the franchise to make a name for himself... so... we are gonna be cool! Ok?
... carry on boring folks!
No... NOOOOOOOO! DIE YOU POINTY-EARED FREAK! DIE! NO MORE CRAP FROM YOU! NO MORE CRAP FROM ANYBODY ON THIS DAMN SHOW! WE ARE ALL CURSED - DON'T YOU SEE? CURSED TO SUCK!
There we go a-gain... alrighty then - beam me up God! See you in the sequel... **Ughhhhhh**
7 out of 9 moviegoers ARE bored! Numbers don't lie...
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - WHAT HAVE THEY SIGNED ON TO ACE ME OFF NOW...?!?
You know something - you remind me a lot of those annoying noisy kids who barge onto MY turf in the summer - I always know just how to deal with them! They never make it to any sequels - nor will you!