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| According to polls, moviegoing audiences like mix-n-matches now... and since we lost our erstwhile Canadian Captain to a Hookers&Cops show - our French but truly Brit Captain to the muties... | |
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| ... so you are contemplating mutiny, eh? HA! You should have seen how I handled rebellious rabble like you, on my way to London! No one on THAT ship dared rebel again -in their undead existence! HAHA | |
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| So... anywaaaay... we ALSO lost our Black Captain to Boston... and our lone female Captain was traded to the lesbians for fan-fiction purposes... WE, in short, need to appeal to wider audiences! | |
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| Crossover flicks are the latest rage... Ash frowned upon ME and Freddy - but he will team up with Joanie and Chachi...?!? What's next... Mork & Mindy Versus Will & Grace...?!? | |
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| On second thought... anybody with half a brain will want to see "Dracula Vs Jason" over any "new and improved" newstyle Star Back-Tracking waste of celluloid! Right Drac? | |
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