Star Back-Tracking Part IX: Back Where No One Went Before

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 22, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-22-05
Somewhere in the parking lot of Backamount studios...
I can't believe it's OVER! They pulled the plug on us - just like THAT?!? Tell me it isn't so, S'dork!
Face it - blond guy / brummel guy team ups have never had much success - we had as good a run as was to be expected really...
What are you talking about? Those WEDDING CRASHERS were a monster hit... right? RIGHT? And then there was... uhh... Starsky & Hutch? And... uhh... I am sure there were more!
Napoleon Solo & Ilya Kuryakin SUCKED fast enough... AQUAMAN & SUPERMAN really aren't such great buddies at all... neither are we really... need I go on?
At least you don't bring up the lousy original Human Torch and lousier Sub-Mariner... now THEY had an AWFUL collaboration... oh, you're touchy about the ears thing... sorry...
Ahem... WHATEVER. My point is... you go on to play JESUS and then vanish from sight altogether, Jeff... and I will keep doing the Sci-Fi thing here and there... ok? Shalom!