Star Back-Tracking Part X: 20 Centuries Later

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 22, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-22-05
WE'RE BACK! Due to not-quite popular but really fanatical condensed demand...!!! It sure is good to have a handful of nerds on one's side!
Yeah... RIGHT. Like this is gonna last... At least they amped up production values... this sure beats the last sci-fi piece of crap I did...
Flashback time...
My cousins will snatch your bodies - make all the duplicates necessary for their sinister use - and then feed me the original corpses! Yum Yum! You're NEXT - Leonard!
Hmm... right. What's my line again? "Illogical!" No, that's not it... wait, I know! "Carl Sagan help me - I can't believe I'm doing this much of a disservice to science!"
Come on, man - that is not the right attitude to have! Think of Gene... Think of Raspberries... think of whatever it takes but CHEER UP MAN!
Hey - you got to co-star with John Wayne once... all I ever got for a co-star is that God-damn Canadian moron from Montréal who let his wife drown in the pool! So... stick it, eh?