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Captain's Log - what remained of our crew was rescued by some druid wannabee from the starry ways - okay, we're not complaining! But geez...
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| (... he sure looks weird to me! If you're gonna roam the spaceways - dress accordingly!) Anyway... THANKS -YOU SAVED US ALL! Your smoke and mirror tricks sure outwit that sucker bunch of robots...!!! | |
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| No tricks - that was the power of the Schwartz! Not to mention a certain luminous sword I wield more expertly than humanly possible... which brings me to my reason of being here in the first place... | |
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Tantamount Pictures and Luck-a$$ Films team up to bring you...
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| I was sent to slay you all, sorry excuse for a stellar cast of star-spanning adventurers that you are... by the dark sick lord of a rival movie franchise! May the Schwartz... actually desert you now! | |
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... just something to try and make more money than LOTR!
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| Well... that was easy... Oh please what is that... do I have to nip in the bud the vain hopes of rebirth, sequels and profitability -despite clear artistic futility- of THAT movie franchise too?!? | |
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