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The Jet-Li-Dye needs to summon the force... just to get out of bed in the morning! Not his fault that his sweet-half's alias is femme fatale Electra... she siphons his strength, likely...
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| Blind as a bat, eh? Wish I had done Batman Begins too - instead of Daredevil! Hey -maybe I can get the part in Batman Begins 2...? | |
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| Good Morning, Omo-Ron San - you sure are no Obi-Wan! Too much force - not enough calcium you have Anyway - try and keep pace as we do our morning jogging - will ya? Just let me finish my stretching... | |
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The Jet-Li-Dye thinks highly of himself - that he is The One - The Hero... The Dog (top dog or otherwise)... and why not - after all, he has the force!
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| Stretching? I'd do a remake of THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM right now just to show ya what stretching is REALLY ALL ABOUT...!!! Maybe Matt is up to co-write the script with me... | |
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| Use the force now to snap out of this silly phase you're going through and start making GOOD FILMS... ahh - who am I kidding; even the force could not... force you to make good films!!! | |
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The Jet-Li-Dye fears not the dark side of anything - not even the other side of life! Though he knows not that it inspired the last true hit for the Moody Blues... and they were never heard of again!
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| Begone Dead One! I can see your veins palpitating... I know you embraced the dark side to gain power and longevity! But I will never embrace the dark side - never! | |
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| I don't get you... you know you'll get a cooler mask than mine... you know you'll rule with an iron fist like no other... and still you will not sign on? Hmm... what is wrong with you? | |
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